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10 THINGS FOR A GEOLOGIST TO DO IN QUARANTINE

1. WRITE A BLOG

  • That's what I'm doing

  • You can write about rocks

2. POLISH ROCKS

  • I know for a FACT a lot of you have projects in mind that include your rocks

  • Start wire-wrapping your smaller pieces

  • Smash open dem geodes

  • Stuff some things in your rock polisher

  • Get a rock polisher!

3. STARE OUT THE WINDOW

  • See if you can spot a rock

  • Count all the rocks you see

  • Dream of the outdoors

4. MAKE YOUR OWN ROCK!

  • That's possible, right?

  • Gather all the salt in your house and combine them!

  • Bury a Popeye's chicken bone in your backyard and check back in 10,000 years to see if it became a fossil

  • Make Kidney stones

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6. PLAY VIDEO GAMES

  • Play the game Rock Band

  • Do you guys remember Bejeweled?

  • Play Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

  • Guitar Hero counts.. I guess..

7. WATCH DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON MOVIES

  • Honestly they're just good fun family movies

  • He probably plays a Geologist at least once

8. ROCK OUT

  • listen to rock music

  • Remember to listen to Van Halen and not Van Hagar

  • Heavy Metal still counts

  • Hold a rock up to your ears and listen to its sweet secrets

9. START A MINE IN YOUR BEDROOM

  • Just dig a fuckin hole right in the middle of your room

  • When you have guests over and they ask what it is you can say: "IT'S ALL MINEE"

  • Perfect place to hide a body

10. CIROC

#doitfortheGRAM


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