1. WRITE A BLOG
That's what I'm doing
You can write about rocks
2. POLISH ROCKS
I know for a FACT a lot of you have projects in mind that include your rocks
Start wire-wrapping your smaller pieces
Smash open dem geodes
Stuff some things in your rock polisher
Get a rock polisher!
3. STARE OUT THE WINDOW
See if you can spot a rock
Count all the rocks you see
Dream of the outdoors
4. MAKE YOUR OWN ROCK!
That's possible, right?
Gather all the salt in your house and combine them!
Bury a Popeye's chicken bone in your backyard and check back in 10,000 years to see if it became a fossil
Make Kidney stones
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6. PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Play the game Rock Band
Do you guys remember Bejeweled?
Play Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
Guitar Hero counts.. I guess..
7. WATCH DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON MOVIES
Honestly they're just good fun family movies
He probably plays a Geologist at least once
8. ROCK OUT
listen to rock music
Remember to listen to Van Halen and not Van Hagar
Heavy Metal still counts
Hold a rock up to your ears and listen to its sweet secrets
9. START A MINE IN YOUR BEDROOM
Just dig a fuckin hole right in the middle of your room
When you have guests over and they ask what it is you can say: "IT'S ALL MINEE"
Perfect place to hide a body
10. CIROC
CIROC
C I R O C
Get Shit-faced and go shopping at: https://www.geologyrocksandminerals.org/home
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